Change Management Satire Cartoon: Perfect Metrics, Zero Action
- Ravi

- Jan 24
- 1 min read

The Scenario: This change management satire cartoon features a Change Manager presenting a "Change Management Summary" slide with perfect checkmarks for reviews and approvals.
The devastating punchline—"We have a 99.9% success rate for changes. The 0.1% is when something gets implemented"—perfectly captures the absurdity of IT bureaucracy.
It mocks how organizations prioritize the safety of the approval process over the actual necessity of technical progress, essentially celebrating the fact that nothing ever moves.
The Observation: At Kaapi with Ravi, we identify "The Implementation Gap."
This IT Ops cartoon mocks how modern infrastructure strategy often creates a "Success Theater" where the process is the product.
By focusing on "Reviews" and "Approvals," the organization achieves a false sense of security, viewing actual system implementation as a statistical outlier that threatens their perfect record.
It is a sharp critique of a culture that would rather be safely stagnant than riskily innovative.
In the modern corporate hierarchy, "Change Management" is the sophisticated art of ensuring that the only thing that never actually changes is the status quo.
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Series: IT Ops Cartoons
Theme: Tech Cartoons
