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Predecided Brainstorming Session Satire: The Illusion of Input

  • Writer: Ravi
    Ravi
  • Oct 21, 2025
  • 1 min read

Updated: Dec 30, 2025

Kaapi with Ravi cartoon showing a predecided brainstorming session where employees offer ideas while the leader hides a pre-signed decision document

The Scenario There is a specific kind of corporate exhaustion that comes from being invited to "innovate" on a decision that has already been made.


This predecided brainstorming session satire skewers the ritual of faux collaboration—where leadership stages a meeting to create the appearance of consensus while ignoring every creative spark in the room.


It is the moment when "diverse thinking" becomes a mere bureaucratic requirement rather than a strategic asset.


The Observation The satire targets the dishonesty of performative inclusion. It critiques organizations that use brainstorming as a psychological tool to make employees feel "heard" without actually listening.


When a meeting is a formality and the "input" is just decoration for a closed agenda, it doesn't build teams; it builds cynicism.


Real innovation requires an open mind, not just an open calendar.

A predecided brainstorm isn't a strategy session; it's a theater production where the employees are the only ones who don't know the script.

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